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Lewis Anderson
Founder & Head CoachDid you hear that? They've shut down the main reactor. We'll be destroyed for sure. This is madness! We're doomed! There'll be no escape for the Princess this time. What's that? Artoo! Artoo-Detoo, where are you? At last! Where have you been? They're heading in this direction. What are we going to do? We'll be sent to the spice mine of Kessel or smashed into who knows what! Wait a minute, where are you going? The Death Star plans are not in the main computer. Where are those transmissions you intercepted? What have you done with those plans? We intercepted no transmissions.
That'll be the end of it. It belongs to us now. But what if this Obi-Wan comes looking for him? He won't, I don't think he exists any more. He died about the same time as your father.
Well, I didn't. What the hell are you doing? Somebody has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, wise guy. Get in there you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell! Get in there and don't worry about it.
Whatever you say. I've done more that I bargained for on this trip already. Be patient, Luke. Stay and watch over the droids.
Luke
Skate Coach
We're not clear yet! there's still 30 pallets of cannon shells in C bunker. Forget the ammunition, there's no time. Just get everyone on the transport. Oh no. We've caught them in the middle of their evacuation. I have my orders from Supreme Leader Snoke himself.
The tree, the text, the Jedi. I'm going to burn it down. Skywalker...missed you, have I. So it is time...that the Jedi are to end.
Hi, I'm holding for General Hux. This is Hux. You and your friends are doomed! We will wipe your filth from the galaxy. Okay; I'll hold.
While boarding one, with a packed bag. Okay. Listen, I, I can't move. I can't move. I know, What happened? I'm taking you to the bridge and turning you in for desertion. I was not deserting. I told you that, My sister just died, protecting the fleet.
We need to scramble our fighters! Five bloody minutes ago. He'll never penetrate our armor. He's not trying to penetrate our armor. He's clearing out our surface cannons.
Ye olde Resistance Fighter
CoachCommand station, this is ST 321. Code Clearance Blue. We're starting our approach. Deactivate the security shield.
See for yourself. From here you will witness the final destruction of the Alliance, and the end of your insignificant Rebellion. You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it.
Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment, you make yourself more my servant. No! It is unavoidable.
Obi-Wan has taught you well. I will not fight you, father. You are unwise to lower your defenses. Your thoughts betray you, father.
I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur. There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know. You're gonna die here, you know. Convenient. Just stick close to Chewie and Lando.
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